What's your wife doing while you're fishing?

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What's your wife doing while you're fishing?

Postby CrazySchmidt on Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:47 am

One Saturday morning a man gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
lunch made, grabs some beer, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
hook up his boat to the truck and head down the road. Coming out of
garage rain is pouring down; its like a torrential downpour. There
is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he
puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back
into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that crap." :roll:
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